-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck

"Top 20 thousand best games ever" - New York Times

"I laughed so hard I died" - Elvis

"I voted this game a 10 out of 10" - Simon Cowell

With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.